Latest from Alan Shane Lewis
A CRY FOR YELP
A 4-star Yelp review for Jurassic Park even though I lost my entire family
I’ll never forget the pteranodons' solemn, dignified beauty and grace as they broke free and flapped their wings whilst making off with our youngest.
NON-BLACK HIP-HOP FANS: A comprehensive list of when you can say the n-word
Why do you want to say it so badly?
PIECE OFFERING
Tetris admits to deliberately withholding long, straight pieces to teach you lesson
After years of rumours and speculation, Tetris released a statement this morning finally admitting to withholding the long, straight block pieces on purpose at the exact moment you needed them the most.
HOW TO BE BLACK
How to be black at work
Let's face it: being black in 2017 is easy.