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Man terrified of Islam gets 3/100 on 'How Much Do You Know About Islam?' Facebook quiz

During the quiz, Hugh was heard to exclaim aloud after at least 40 of his incorrect answers, “Uhhh, definitely something wrong with your quiz there, folks.”
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OSHAWA, ON—Hugh Deltoyd, a man who posts on Facebook at least four times a week about crimes that may have possibly been committed by Muslims, and who also posts a variety of other uninformed statuses about the religion upwards of six times a week, was reported to have taken not even a single, solitary moment of self-reflection after he obtained a score of 3% on a Facebook quiz entitled "How Much Do You Know About Islam?"

During the quiz, Hugh was heard to exclaim aloud after at least 40 of his incorrect answers, "Uhhh, definitely something wrong with your quiz there, folks."

After incorrectly choosing c) "Bad, maybe? Something bad probably" in answer to Question 17, "What does Allah mean in Arabic?" he was heard to say, "Sounds like Zuckerberg should brush up on his Arabic a little bit."

These words were said by a man who speaks not a word of the language, and didn't even know it was a language until he read Question 17.

Asked whether or not Muslims believe in Jesus, Hugh replied in the negative, and when presented with the fact that stories about Jesus' life and lessons are present throughout the Qur'an, continued, "Hmmm, don't think so on that one. Gonna have to agree to disagree on. That. Point."

Asked whether a Sikh man in a photograph sporting a kirpan and a kachera was a Muslim, Deltoyd answered, "Yes," and when informed of his error he shouted out, "Jennifer, we're going to have to get someone to come look at the computer again. It's acting up."

At the conclusion of the quiz, Deltoyd sighed and said, "Well… 30 percent on a faulty test: still not too shabby."

At press time, Hugh had chosen not to share the results with his friends and just move ahead with business as usual.

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