Ice cream truck driver gives us the inside scoop on New York turf wars
This story was originally published June 2, 2016.
Revenge is a dish best served cold — with sprinkles and hot fudge.
Don't let the joyous little song and the light-hearted names on the sides of the trucks fool you: ice cream outfits like Mister Softee have got it hard — and particularly in New York.
"It's like selling drugs," Mister Softee truck driver Ricardo Cruz told As It Happens host Carol Off. "You're fighting for turf, you're fighting for a block, for a school or this corner."
The 25-year-old only started working for the long-established company three months ago, but grew up across from a Mister Softee garage.
Cruz says his first day behind the wheel was "crucial" to understanding the game. He trained with a veteran driver known to carry a baseball bat.
"[He] put me on to this ice cream life," Cruz said. "Can I just keep it real with you guys? Like it's just for defence, but we keep a machete — we don't keep a bat."
The recent turf wars began after former Mister Softee employees went rogue and formed a new company called New York Ice Cream.
Now, drivers of the upstart and Mister Softee are fighting to hold down their routes.
Competition is just as fierce from other vendors hawking goods like pretzels and hot dogs. In his short career, Cruz says he has already had a number of altercations, including one with a rival New York Ice Cream driver who smacked his truck to try and intimidate him.
"They think they own Midtown," Cruz said. "All I say to them is they're not going to push me off where I'm making my money at. That's all I'm saying. I'm not scared of none of that. First come, first serve."
Despite carrying a machete, Cruz made it clear he doesn't want any trouble.
"All I can do is just serve ice cream to the kids and make them happy," Cruz said. "I believe nothing is going to happen to me because I'm not doing anything negative in order to get negative back — I'm doing positive."
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Cruz, a father of three, works seven days a week and hopes to save enough money to eventually invest in his own truck. But at present, he's just as concerned with getting the ear of Canadian hip hop star Drake, who he shouted out at the end of the interview.
"Drake, you come to my ice cream truck any time. We do parties. If you want to rent us, hit me up!"
So, Drake, if you're reading this, it's not too late.
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