Latest from Amy Cunningham
FLOTSAM
A traveler's guide to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch
No need to pack anything, because your lifetime of discarded water bottles and six-pack rings will be waiting for you when you arrive!
FATHER'S DAY
Supporters clip cellphones to waistbands in honour of fallen fathers
This Father’s Day, supporters remember the fallen patriarchs with a symbolic gesture, clipping cellphones to their waistbands.
THEY'RE ALL BAD
Representatives from each generation meet in Geneva to determine who had it worst
Representatives from each generation met again today in Geneva to attempt to resolve the ongoing debate around which of them had it the hardest.
Dad gives suspiciously long speech about loyalty at Christmas dinner
“The family unit,” he began, “is the bedrock of civilized society.”
HOLIDAYS
Christmas truce breaks out in comment sections across internet
Something broke out across internet comments this morning, and many news outlets are calling it “peace.” It’s impossible to say what precipitated this sudden shift into jovial, lowercase dialogue, though there is a subreddit where theories, both conspiracy and regular, abound.
HOLIDAYS
Twelve days of Christmas? Was Jesus Christ perhaps a BIT of a birthdayzilla?
A brave new read on a very old text suggests that Jesus Christ perhaps took his birthday a bit too seriously.
CREEPIN'
Canada opens first safe injection site for your ex's social media
FeedClean, Canada’s first centre where the brokenhearted can safely inject small and controlled doses of their ex’s social media profiles.
Canadian entertainers pray Hollywood doesn't burn down before they get there
In the wake of an American political maelstrom, houses of worship in major Canadian cities have seen dramatic increases in the overall size and desperation of their congregations.