
Brian Millward
Brian just wants to be funny, and erase his Grindr profile.
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StubHub jacks up bandwagon ticket prices after Jays win
General admission tickets to get on the bandwagon sold out within minutes after whatever-his-name hit that ball hard enough that it allowed him to run all three bases and return to home base (also known as a home run?) and lead the Blue Jays into baseball glory.
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Dying runner uses last breath to post Facebook status instead of calling 911
Avid runner and spandex enthusiast Randy Miles is remembered as a man whose purpose in life was to put one foot in front of the other.
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WayHome or stay home? How to avoid music festivals but still feel like you're at one
If you’re like me and suffer from anxiety in large crowds as well as FOMO, summer musical festivals can be a harrowing experience. Why put yourself through that hot mess when you can host your very own festival in the comfort of your own home?
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6 exciting June deals that shamelessly capitalize on Pride Month
However, one downside of being accepted into society is that we’ve become a target for companies that are blatantly attempting to take advantage of Pride Month.
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Naked Gardening Day quickly followed by Bush Trimming Day
The annual holiday successfully promotes a positive body image and encourages people to connect with nature, but many participants apparently forgot to do some very necessary “personal landscaping” before leaving their houses.
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