Latest from Colin J. Fleming
A BUG'S LIFE
Bee says death 'small price to pay' for joy of stinging snot-nosed child
“Trust me, it’ll be worth it,” W048726 said as she circled around the giggling five-year-old.
TAKING IT TO COURT
ACLU nostalgic for human rights abuses of George W. Bush era
“I guess we didn’t know how good we had it back then, huh,” said ACLU Executive Director Michelle L. Ramirez.
NIGHTSWIMMING
Cottage's 'NO SWIMMING SUITS AFTER DARK' sign harrowing reminder of grandparents' insatiable lust
“I just wish they’d take it down.”
MAY THE FOURTH
Comic genius wields lightsaber as if giant penis
“The force is strong with me,” the comedy virtuoso reportedly said from a local Canadian Tire.
SAVE ME A SEAT!
Dad really into plagues this year
A Thornhill man has apparently surprised his family with a new found love for biblical violence.
JUSTICE
Drunken Sunwing pilot sentenced to eight months as Ryanair passenger
Judge Lana Roy sentenced former Sunwing pilot Miroslav Gronych to eight months of flying as a passenger on no-frills Irish airline Ryanair.
DEATH
Marketing exec given punchy eulogy she would've wanted
Following her tragic death, this woman was remembered in a fitting tribute.
SENIORS
New "Essential Simon and Garfunkel" CD sends nursing home into frenzied orgy
According to sources within the home, the first sexual stirrings arose in the leisure room during a routine crochet session.
CHANUKAH
420 Zone clerk worried we've lost the true meaning of Chronikkah
Lamenting the perversion of what was once a "sacred holiday," 24-year-old 420 Zone clerk Jake "Cottonmouth" Bernstein said he worries we’ve lost the true meaning of Chronikkah.
Matching novelty t-shirts a death knell for couple's sex life
Saying that what seemed like an innocuous purchase was in fact an erotic catastrophe, sources confirmed Thursday morning that Dan and Cynthia Lowry’s purchase of two matching novelty t-shirts was an almost instantaneous death knell for the couple’s sex life.